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22 Nov. 45
Thanksgiving Day
(the Armys Thkgvg Day)
USA HS[1] Fran. Y. Slanger
Oh, my dearest,
This should be it! After
setting on board this ship in
the harbor we a for 3+ days we
are finally sailing. P.S. Remember
how, in my last letter on land, I “hunched”
that we’d not sail upon boarding ship?!
Soooo, when I say should
be it (above), it is 99% certain—
the balance of 1% is bad motors,
storms, undeactivated mines, etc.
P.S. The motors are stinky; the crew
keeps beating its gums each trip for 5
round trips now since the Slanger was
commissioned because of stinky motors.
Its a huge diesel-electric (I saw it) but
they say the Dagos didn’t make ‘em right.
Which brings up:— this
Slanger is not the Rex (Italian) as
[2]
was “grape-vined” back in Paris.
It was the former Saturnia (Italian).
They spent 11 million dollars to
reconvert it to a hosp. ship (it was
one of those cost-plus war contracts & they
really strung out the work—shamefully).
Anyhooo, it is the largest U.S.A.H.S.,
& was expressedly intended to
float off the shores of Japan as
not only a hosp ship but as a
“Base-Hospital.” As you
probably know, it was named
after Army Nurse Frances Y.
Slanger who “got-it” on D+2
at Normandy beach-head.
The hosp-train (NATCHERLY!)
was slow, pokie, behind time,
& all around “French-style.” (Though British built).
However, this time I didnt have
to sleep on an end ledge-table
(like the hosp train from Reims to Paris), but
had one of the 3 tier cot-bunks.
Ill write a page a day—you threatened (he! he!)
me that I’d BETTER write envoyage. GOONITE, AML[2], Dave
[3]
2nd Day Nov 23rd:—
Howdy, m’love,
To elaborate on a point
[while lying down—Im getting’ kinda sea-
sick AND I ADMIT IT][3]:—I cant
remember exactly what it was
you “threatened” to do to me if
I didnt write while enroute
(“envoyage” per Wili[t]zskinary[4]) but it
musta been sumpin’ awrrful
so Ill write a page a day, huh?
That is, a page on each side.
It may seem stingy but,
honest!, there isnt an awful
lot to write that’s interesting.
When it was still barely
day light last evening I saw
England. Its that southwest-
ern most part which is
[4]
Cornwall; the bleakest/“lastest”
part is called Lands End.
The lastest island-like part (Sicilly Isld)
has a powerful swinging
beacon light on it. This
experience [outgoing][5] is like
my European ingoing——
I saw Africa, except I saw
much more of it & closer; almost
close enough to spit on as one
looked through glasses.
Anyhoooo, if you want to
see England (→Hans’[6] Holland→ Paris)
someday dearest, we will go.
BUT—we sure ‘n Hell
will fly on Hans’ K-L-M Dutch
Royal Airlines. None of this
damn rockin’ swayin’
ocean voyaging. Its been
getting worse & worse; infact
a real storm is imminent
(‘n Im getting’ sicker—see!)
Bye now, AML Dave
[5]
3rd Day Nov 24th:—
Phewww, darlin’:—
And some people pay for this!—
even use up good vacation
time for this. Yas! ——I
mean use up time & pay for
OCEAN VOYAGING! Phewww!
Natcherly, I iz sicker.
Period. Period. Period.
4th Day Nov 25th:—
Howdie, you [grand][7] datter of a Missouri Steamboat Captain,
You ‘n
yor Gran’pappy can keep all
yor (damn) steam-‘n-otherwise
boats—SEEEE!
Even so, I love ya all to
a million, seeeee, despite
yor water in yar veins
P.S. aint we all got 78% H2O in {veins & body.[8]
[5]
Anyhoooo, to make a
long story into a short summary,
I SURE DO PICK ‘EM !卐!«!Ü
Namely, ocean storms. On the
Mariposa out of NY we caught
a 9 day “hurricane” that broke the
rudder; crippled the automatic
steering gear; smashed port
holes open; threw people out
of bed; left us sittin’-dead-
ducks in the Atlantic for
1½ days; started us back to NY
(but things were patched & we finally
limped on across); pitched the
ship 3º beyond the maximum
of its pitch-meter; AND
gave one Wilitzski about the
worst Welcome/initiation/in-
doctrination to the (pleasures)
of OCEAN VOYAGING any guy
could get. Thus you’d say
Im sorta kinda “predisposed”
[7]
to sea sickness. Well, last
night’s (maximum) storm
according to these Slanger-its=
“the worst this ship has
experienced.” [Hell! they shoulda wuz
on a certain said Mariposa once!][9].
Anyhooo this is the current
claim:—Pitch beyond the
maximum of the pitch-meter;
the Hosp C.O. thrown out of bed;
thousands of dishes broken (outa
(throw-proof racks); a whole
pharmacy wrecked; etc etc +
Wilitzski plenteeeee sick but
still not as bad as the
Mariposa deal. Anyhoooo, it
has abated (the storm & seasickness)
pretty well now so Im
happier. Oh yes, I forgot to
[8]
mention that once you whip
this “biznezz” you’re pretty well
set for the rest of the trip—
no matter how rough it gets,
subsiquently. (See page #16 for proof).
One ramification of this
seasickness is the “denial” of
cow’s milk—yup!, they have
frozen cow’s milk on this ship
& the past 36 hours I havent
been able to to do “Wisconsinly”
right by it. however, it doesnt
taste exactly like HOME—
it lacks 1% or 2%--but I
aint kickin’, see! We also
have lettuce & tomatoes (n’ 1000
Island dressing) for the first time
in over a year. So far the
Slanger’s food hasnt had that
seaship-staleness that the
Mariposa’s food had. (Its a peculiar
taste all its own—indescribable)
So long till tomorrow’s, darlin’
AML, Dave
[9]
TITLE?—“THE DEATH OF THE CHICKEN-shit” (my title—there wasnt any)
When bugles sound their final note & bombs explode no more,
When we return to what we did before we went to war,
The sudden shift in status, in the ladder of success,
May make some worth gentlemen feel like an awful mess.
Just think of some poor Captain minus his silver bars,
Standing behind a counter selling candy & cigars,
And think of all the Majors c̅[10] their oak leaves far behind,
And the uniforms they’re wearing are the Western Union kind.
Shed a tear for some poor Colonel if he doesnt feel himself,
Jerking sodas isnt easy when your “eagle’s” on the shelf.
Tis a bitter pill to swollow tis a matter of despair,
Being messengers & clerks again’s a mighty cross to bear.
So be kind to working people that you meet where’er you go,
For the guy that’s waiting tables may be your old C.O.
HOW TRUE! HOW TRUE! HOW DELIGHTFULLY TRUE! Whoopieee
[10]
5th Day Nov. 26th:—
Hi, darlin,
Well, the ocean has behaved
itself fairly well today; the sun
shown part of the time; & I ate
good meals-full 3 times. Also
by 12 noon we had gone 1717 miles
c̅ only 1547 to go——sooo, all
in all the “victories” are
nautical, “gastronomical,” & lineal.
I met a fellow today up
on deck who was born & raised
in my same Oconomowoc
vintage. He’s P.F.C.-Geo Meyers,
the son (& nephew) of dentist
brothers who practiced in
Oconomowoc for years. We
had 2 different gab-sessions
today & I was surely
brought-to-date on no less
than 150 people. He has been
a medical dept. techn. all
[11]
along. They are Z-Iing[11] him for
hypertension; its familial & no
one in his family has ever lived
to 60 yrs of age because of it.
They’ve had movies on
shipboard every night but I
had either seen them or wuz sea sick.
But, tonight I’m going to the
foreward mess hall to see what
is playing.
We are rumored to the effect
that short passes may be possible
upon arrival in the NY area.
I hope so because Id like about
3 hrs to get a plain flat statement
one way or the other about what
the Anesth. Board has decided
about me.
Well, darlin’ its show time so
sooo long c̅ soooo much love, Dave
[12]
6th Day Nov 27th:—
Greeetinks, m’Love,
I write all these
one-page-spurts while lying
down—just cuz it liesurely
like—so pleeez pardon the scrawl.
That show last night was
only a C+ class (maybe B-) but
it had an interesting quirk to
it; a blind detective c̅ a
very Rin-Tin-Tinish seeing-eye
dog. Ed. Arnold + Ann Harding
in “Eyes in the Night.”
Well, we are only 1114 miles
from NYC & we’ve put 2154
under out our belly (not belt).
We’ll probably arrive just late
enough Fri AM to hog the
whole day c̅ transferring &
paper red tape. However, it
looks like the keynote of Home-
Sometime-November will be
[13]
fullfilled by a squeeze ‘n grunt.
We went 417 miles (avg of 17.3 knots)
this past 25 hour day because
the ocean was/is unusually
decent for this time of year.
The 25 hour day is based on
the fact that we gain 1 hour
most every day at sea. Sooooo,
after having “lost” that 6 hours
outa my life 1+ yr ago, I am
finally “finding” those hours
again. My, aint that sumpin’!
A number of times I’ve
thought (both c̅ fear & c̅ a chuckle) how
confoozed our Son will be during
his process of learning to speak
because of my coining words
& screwball slang. My! My!
Anyhoooo, sunthin’ he, you, & I will
never confooze is—All Our Love, Dave
[14]
7th Day Nov. 28th:—
Hi, dearest,
Yasss! they spent 11 million
dollars in just reconverting
fixin’s on this ship & yet they
neglect (just “skip”) one of the most
physiologically = environmentally
important points—control
of ventilators. For 10 days I’ve
laid in a damn ventilator
draft. If ya close it you’re
inconsiderate of the others in
the room; if you make a
cardboard deflector other
guys claim they’re being
drafted into a coryza [sic]. Etc, etc
etc.
Ya know, dear, just to
get away from this overseas-et
al her[d]ing-quequing [sic] would
be such a relief—such
a glorious feeling. To get
[15]
away from A-L-W-A-Y-S doing
what one doesnt want to do
just so as to be fair/equal/
equitable/DOING-ONE’S-50:50 will
be such a relief—by this
I don’t mean fullfilling
selfish desires—just
fullfilling desires that
dont affect anyone else viz
such as laying in a draft
from a ventilator just to be
a good-guy/decent-guy/fair-
guy. In other words, the
wonderful American privelege
of, lets say, moving your bed
or going to another room, etc etc.
Dear, this general type of occurrence
happens at least 10,000 times in
an overseas soldiers life.
Sleep tight now, AML Dave
[16]
8th Day Nov 29th:—
Geee, dearest,
We pick up our pilot from
NY harbor in about 11 hours from
now & that means he will guide
us the last 6+ hours into the
BELOVED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
[He’ll have himself [a time][12] climbing overside from
his fast delivering-boat as the sea is the
roughest of the whole trip—just gigantic
waves & terrific wind. P.S. I’m NOT seasick.][13]
In other words, it’s now our
last afternoon (WHOOPIE!) at sea;
we will pick the pilot up in
the wee morning hours; & we
are supposed to be tied fast
around 7AM at the latest. WHEEE!
This will be my last “edition,”
dearest—isnt it good, good, good
to know this will be my last
overseas letter. Ummm! from
here on we say—
ALL OUR LOVE, Dave
[1] Hospital Ship.
[2] All my love.
[3] Bracketed text is part of original.
[4] Wilitzski is Wilsey’s nickname for himself.
[5] Bracketed text is part of original.
[6] Hans Gerritsen, a Dutch paratrooper Wilsey became friends with while liberating Dachau.
[7] Bracketed text inserted into original with a caret.
[8] In original, “veins &” is written above “body.”
[9] Bracketed text is part of original.
[10] Medical abbreviation meaning “with.”
[11] Refers to being sent back to the Zone of the Interior (The United States).
[12] Bracketed text inserted into original with a caret.
[13] Bracketed text is part of original.